Television Show Proposal

Dear Discovery Channel,

I would like to propose a new HD documentary along the lines of Planet Earth, but instead of covering the entire planet I suggest a narrower focus.

Making use of time-lapse photography you should send a team to a post office. Any will do. They could probably just set up the cameras and leave. After thirty days they could retrieve the film and process it.

There is one possible problem I foresee. I am working under the theory that postal workers as a species are slower than normal human beings. However, if it is not the postal workers and instead an anomaly in the space time continuum that causes everything to be so slow, then when the crew enters the post office they too will slow down.

On second thought, it is much to dangerous to send anyone into the post office if they have any hopes of returning.

Thank you.